would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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