White coat. Heels.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
two words...techno handjob
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
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