There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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