I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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