I wanna bring you to show and tell
I may or may not have eaten the rest of your birthday cake last night after getting blazed and watching harry potter.
i think you have the wrong number
so then it wasn't your birthday cake. k, cool.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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