I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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