Dual....:-)
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
All the doctor said was why
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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