There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
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