she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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