You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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