You can't special order awesome
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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