who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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