i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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