what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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