We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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