they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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