Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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