if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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