That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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