carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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