Have you finally orgasmed yet?
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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