Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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