i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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