hell yes lets make some ravioli
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Randomize
