Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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