Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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