I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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