God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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