Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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