The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
