I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
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Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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