You surviving the open bar?
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he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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