she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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