so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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