Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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