Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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