yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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