So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Randomize
