As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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