Sry I called you an 8
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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