Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
i think we sleep fucked last night...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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