OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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