yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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