ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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