so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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