Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Semen is not good for contacts.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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