the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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