Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
Randomize
