So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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