we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
false alarm. still invincible.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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