its not stalking. its research.
I need to stop coming to work sober
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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