Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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