Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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